Hey legends! It’s Fred, your local Blender gremlin 🧑💻, here to serve:

Animations of things that shouldn’t move (like a breakdancing potato 🥔🕺)

Explosions added to literally everything (Grandma’s cookie recipe? BOOM 🍪💥)

3 AM renders where I pray to the GPU gods 🙏🔥 (spoiler: they never answer)

Blender memes so cursed, even the undo button gives up 😂

Projects that start with What if… and end with …why? 🤡✨

No tutorials. Just vibes.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects include:

Accidentally calling your cat a low-poly mesh 🐱💢

Trying to CTRL+Z real life when you spill coffee ☕😭

Believing you can rig a teapot to do the Macarena (you can’t… yet).

👇 If you:
Secretly think the Suzanne monkey judges your life choices 🐒👀

Have a love-hate relationship with the Subdivision Surface modifier 💔

Live for the chaos of accidentally creating masterpiece garbage…

🚀 SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE! Let’s make Blender cry together.