Not a man, but a myth, a legend. That guy who wears all the hats of shame. The one who after every death screams like a grandmother who just burnt her third set of chocolate chip cookies. That's right it is I the best looking guy on the internet. The one who you can't understand half the time. The one that as soon as you enter his chat room on twitch you think to yourself what the **** have I done? but can't help but stay, wondering what in gods creation could have produced such a strange wonder. This is your captain, go ahead and grab yourself a rifle, get in line, and prepare to charge to your death because under my command... You're ****ed!