Greetings, Citizen.
You have entered the digital archive of the Ministry of Censorship, a channel dedicated to restoring the world of entertainment to the proper, moral, and family-friendly state that God Himself intended.

Hollywood has become a festering ground of indecency and moral decay, rivaling the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. Left unchecked, it seeks to corrupt the minds of our youth and drag civilization into ruin.

It is therefore our solemn duty—and highest honor—to excise these atrocities, purging films of their wicked words and presenting them anew: wholesome, righteous, and suitable for the delicate eyes and ears of children everywhere.

Remain vigilant. Remain pure. And above all—remain subscribed.