Welcome to the digital asylum where laughter is mandatory and sanity is optional! We’re here to serve you a buffet of absurdity—sketches so weird they’ll make your cat side-eye you, parodies that’ll have you questioning copyright law, and jokes so dad-level cringe they come with a free eye roll.

Join us every [insert day, like “Flailing Friday” or “Why-Is-It-Still-Monday-Thursday”] for content that’s 10% genius, 90% “*how did this get approved?*” Our mission? To make you snort-laugh in public, blame us for your awkward snorting noises, and then lie to your friends that you “don’t even watch YouTube.”

**Why subscribe?**
- Our content is cheaper than therapy (and way less productive).
- We promise *zero* life lessons, just chaotic joy.
- You’ll hurt our feelings if you don’t. (Seriously, Dave’s already crying.)

**Disclaimer:** Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, sudden urges to reenact sketches in elevators, and a permanent inability to take life seriously