TL;DR - Pizza oven comes to life and befriends late 30's millennial Canadian chemist; sketch comedy cooking adventures ensue!~

*FINALLY kicking it off this summer, 2025!~

I'm Jack Spatchcock, and my quasi-magical anthropomorphic 110% sentient home-built non-functional obsolete electric pizza oven that is definitely real and not just a hopped up on ADHD prescription stimulant medication induced and/or schizophrenic delusion named Jacqueline (she was brought to life during an alleged ether-soaked-rag-based chemistry experiment in my fiancee's kitchen gone awry) and I make comedy skits that thinly cosplay as how-to cooking videos using unnecessary and superfluous amounts of exorbitantly expensive scientific equipment, a stunning lack of personal focus, and totes sus' recipe ideas for fun and profit!~

I've seen SEVERAL LOTS OF HUNDRED DOZENS of cooking shows across YouTube, so let's '86' everyone's fears, sign those wrongful-death waivers, and come LARP with us in the Mess Lab!~